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I’m Back! Did I Miss Anything? Ummmm…
Yeah, I guess three weeks is like three years in Trump doggie years
This is just a little article for my followers, the old faithful ones, plus any newbies who jumped on board (and boy, have you signed up for a ride, cos I can be all over the place).
As I said in a previous piece, I took a little time-out and unplugged.
I am now announcing I’m back. And for those who remark, “I didn’t notice you were gone,” F you! Naw, just kidding.
It wasn’t like I took a sabbatical. That, for those who don’t know the term, is where an ivory tower elitist gets a one-year paid vacation every seven years. Nice gig if you can get it, eh? I’m just a peasant, so I don’t actually get vacations. I mean, my one damn day a year in November to cook a turkey doesn’t exactly count as much of a vacation, especially during the post-meal dishwashing extravaganza.
