Nothing against kink, but self-righteous book-banners don’t get to have their cake and eat it, too — I don’t normally write this sort of article. However, when someone turns out to be stunningly, staggeringly, and infuriatingly hypocritical about LGBTQ, I can’t resist. So, I am stooping to a bit of New York Post-style gossip column writing. I can’t help it. Indulge me just this once. In America…